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Pooef Panic
/ Re: Dialouge scenes |
on: May 23rd, 2009, 11:35am |
| Started by Grey Fox | Post by Grey Fox |
Pooef: This is our Buttnickles.
Carmella: Come again?
Ira: I think he meant 'head' 'quarters'
Carmella: How the hell did you gather that from Pooef's Lassie lingo?
Ira: ...It's a gift I suppose.
?: The only gift you have, is still breathing the breath you breath. You should have been killed when I had the chance, Ira.
Pooef: ....!?
Carmella: ...!
Ira: ..............Who's there?
?: Dont you rememmber me, Ninja of the wind? I am, Wyvern, your dear brother.
Pooef: He must be invaulable!
Ira: I think you mean, Invisible.
Carmella: Those two words are so indifferent how did you do that again??
Ira: No time to speak! He could strike at any moment!
Wyvern: You will pay.
[Cutscene]
Carmella: ...That...Hot(COUGH) Homicidal man ran away!
Ira: ........He's so... ..I don't know how to even put it.
Pooef: Ocinatious?
Carmella: What does that even mean??
Ira: I'm going after him...
Carmella: Ira, don't leave...your the only one who would ever stand a chance in a real fight!
Ira: You, Pooef, Tori and Tem, that seems like a good team...It's just personal problems I have to attend too
Carmella: Alright then, Ira.
Pooef: bai... (sniff)
Ira: I'll be back.
Carmella: ...Let's get going then. We have to pass through all the places we already have to validate the transporter.
Pooef: we just got here! our pad is Schweet. Why not stay a day?
Carmella: Alright, that sounds acceptable.
Tori: < Their starting to take charge, and not get so randomly angry and emotional. I might be with the right people after all >
Carmella: Please Activate TEM Pooef, I'd like to get the weather reports.
Pooef: aye aye sweetay.
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Rants
/ Re: Movies~Remakes |
on: May 23rd, 2009, 10:55am |
| Started by Grey Fox | Post by Grey Fox |
Can't they combine elements? Earlier, not nessicarly old, but earlier movies were the shiz. Newer movies have the effects I come to know and love, but not the plot persay.
If they could combine an exceptionately good film with graphics to boot, that would be amazing =)
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Computer games
/ Re: Mabinogi |
on: May 23rd, 2009, 10:52am |
| Started by Grey Fox | Post by Grey Fox |
Yep, it is all about experiance. But sometimes, it's not an opinon based matter. Sometimes, a person can flat out say the community is bad, and it be fact.
It's all about where you looked. I never encountered problems with MS. Except for, like I said, fighting for a map to train, or sharing it.
I played for years. If you encounter 1 or 2 shady people, that doesn't mean the whole community is bad. Everyone in Mabinogi, except friends are just a bunch of greedy whores =)
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Pooef Panic
/ Re: Dialouge scenes |
on: May 3rd, 2009, 1:49pm |
| Started by Grey Fox | Post by Grey Fox |
Narration: So, PESOJAP enjoyed a night by the campfire, with warm delicous S'mores. I bet you wish you had one? Too bad.
Carmella: Hey Tem, Could you turn on the radio please?
TEM: Sure.
Radio:Hey listeners! you tuned in convienetly just in time to hear the HSN's newest item on the market!
Carmella: THAT'S SUSPICOUS.
Radio: it's called, the HQRC!!!!!!!!
Carmella: hornie quails rape carly?
Radio: No.
TEM: hyperactive quintuplets repeat college?
Radio: NO!!!!!!
Carmella: Then what, mysterious 2 way radio signal.
Radio: ..Head quarters return crest. With this fancey item, you can return to the HQ you created!
Carmella: How do you know we made a HQ?
Radio: MTV?
Carmella: we were never on mtv!!!
Radio: STOP FUCKING PUNCTURING HOLES IN MY LOGIC
Carmella: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
Pooef: what's all the Frissy racket over there!!! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
TEM: Carmella is arguing with a radio.
Pooef: Medopaus will do that.
Carmella: I'm NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THAT!!!
Pooef: Mid life crisis's are the worse. (Goes back to sleep)
Carmella: ............
TEM: We should purchase this item; It may prove usefull
Carmella: Okay, How much IS it, Radio?
Radio: if you call in the next 109 minutes, 10,000 omni!
Carmella: Fine.
Narration: The Next morning.
Pooef: Hey, Carmella, here's the morning paper
Carmella: where did you get that? Were camping in the woods...
Pooef: You'd probally get a yeast infection if I told you.
Carmella: good lord... well, I've already touched it.
Newspaper: a local teen girl, named Carmen san diego, argued with a Radio last night. a desprete cry for attention? Or is she just mentally unstable!!!
Carmella: The fuck!?
Ira: You guys kept me up all night with you're bickering.
Carmella: it's not my fault! The radio talked to me!
Pooef: ....She IS mentally unstable
TEM: To interject, the Radio station did make a 2 way signal through me, and spoke to us.
Pooef: Oh. That's conspicous.
Tori: ...o.o
Carmella: So, starting today, We have a way back to base, if we ever need to Rest, or train.
Pooef: YAAAAHY!!!
Ira: What about getting back...?
Carmella: It's two way!
Ira: Oh, I was going to say....
Pooef: enough being lazyass's! let's set off and continue our journey!
Carmella: It's two way, as long as you validate the area's you've been too! looks like we'll have to re go through everywhere... we have....already...heh..
Pooef: ....
Tori: ....
Ira: ....
Tem: ....
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Pooef Panic
/ Re: Dialouge scenes |
on: Apr 27th, 2009, 9:29pm |
| Started by Grey Fox | Post by Grey Fox |
Pooef: Go aplogize for being a Jealous Janet.
Carmella? Jealous? Pffht. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Pooef: We all saw the explosive jealousy, get over it.
Carmella: Fine. <It's a good thing Pooef's too stupid to know what I was jealous over! I can just see him thinking of something idiodic now!!>
Pooef: <If only he wore that Condom...Ira wouldn't be in this mess>
Naration: So, Carmella found where the girl was hiding.
Carmella: Disregard what happened 7 minutes ago.
Tori: (Japanese for: Why? you're a crazy bitch!)
Carmella: Huh?...Oh, you're a Nekocon! ...You probally admired my beauty
Tori: ...
Carmella: Why don't you come have smores with us, and you can say how much you love me in japanese some more!
Tori: Baka.
Carmella: This is....kitty girl guys.
Pooef: Yo.
Ira: Pleased to meet you, nekocon.
Tori: Watashi no Tori,
Pooef: You like oatmeal powered lawnmowers too!??
Carmella: HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN DRAW THAT FROM WHAT SHE SAID?
Pooef: How didn't I, is the question?
Ira: He got you there.
Carmella: So, Tori, ever had a smore before?
Tori: Nani?
Carmella: Sm-o-re. It's made with marsh mellas and gwam cwackas!
Pooef: Jeeze carmella, Stop treating us like babies! and...p.s, it's about time to change my diaper.
Ira: Activate TEM, maybe he has a translater thingie.
Pooef: Yo. XJ9. Translate that chick for us.
TEM: XJ What...? And sure, I'll be happy too.
Carmella: <If I treat her like a little sister, I can take my mind off the fact she's another female that can potentally steal Pooef away from me...> So.... Grass is pretty cool.
Pooef: I KNOW RIGHT??...It's so....Grassy!
Ira: <the jealousy hanging in the air is like a posion....Can't we just get along?>
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Pooef Panic
/ Re: Dialouge scenes |
on: Apr 26th, 2009, 4:09pm |
| Started by Grey Fox | Post by Grey Fox |
Carmella: Rest in peices, Douchebag.
Pooef: I discovered two things upon visiting the Bahamitus Asylum.
Carmella: Oh? what's that?
Pooef: One, I just noticed Dante disapeared. He's probally making Macaroni art for my birthday.
Carmella: you're birthday was 2 months ago...
Pooef: TWO. Coming here made me realize that love has no bounds
Carmella: That had NO relevance to going to an insane asylum.
Pooef: did it? DID IT?
Carmella: Nope, it didn't. Let's go guys
TEM: Afirmative.
Pooef: Kay
Ira: Sorry about chickening out guys
Pooef: you are a ninja right? shouldn't you be fearless?
Ira: I had a REALLY bad experiance with the undead once.
Pooef: ...Did he wear a condom?
Ira: What? That's not even remotely close to what I was talking about!
Pooef: Well, Don't yell at me when you're pregnant.
Ira: .....
Carmella: Once he gets going, there's no arguing with Pooef
TEM: My scanners are unable to locate Dante...he's not even withen 50 miles. Peculiar.
Carmella: That IS weird
Pooef: We'll find that little rascal down the road
Carmella: Let's take a break, we've been traveling for-evuh.
Ira: A little rest wouldn't hurt.
Carmella: Pooef, Go find Firewood, were making smores tonight!
Pooef: smores? Alright! brb!
(cutscene)
Carmella: Finally my hatred is justified...now that I know you're just a insect that works for SULL!
Rodney: I almost got you Pooef. You and you're warm pulsating body
Pooef: Oh god. Ew. Ew Oh...EW...
TEM: Do not move; I will shoot
Rodney: Yeah yeah you tin can....modifty you're ass so it's huge and maybe I'll be interested
Carmella: EW JUST SHUT UP EW. EW.
Rodney: What ever you say, Carmell-all-over-Pooef's-body-ela.
Pooef: (pukes)
Ira: ....(stiffles puke)
Carmella: PULL THE TRIGGER TEM.
Tem: Understood
Dante: Dont think so...
Carmella: Where'd he go!?
Ira: .....I don't sense him anywhere!
TEM: His ability must to cloak his presence.
Carmella: The rapists perfect weapon.
Rodney: Over here!!
Pooef: That's it..I'm taking care of you for good!
Rodney: Kinky!
(Cut scene)
Ira: Carmella? Was that jealousy?
Carmella: n-no...
Pooef: .....
TEM; ....
Carmella: So.....How about that weather?
Pooef: Who was that cat girl?
Carmella: Who ever it was, that pussy better keep her hands off You.
Pooef: .........
Ira: Yep, she's a Jealous Janet
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Pooef Panic
/ Re: Dialouge scenes |
on: Apr 26th, 2009, 3:44pm |
| Started by Grey Fox | Post by Grey Fox |
Carmella: it seems to me like more then just a disease hit this place.
??: Correct child.
Carmella: I'm no kid...I'm 16
Pooef: Listen to the zombie Carmella, you're a kid.
Carmella: No I'm not.
Pooef: Yes you are
Carmella: No. I'm NOT.
??: SHUT UP
Pooef: Yes mam.
??: ....Why did you even set foot into this place?
Carmella: We found you're 'notes' and found out really what you're objective was! ...you were prisoner 001...the most insane person here. You opened a bridge to hell to kill everyone!
??: It was very funny....even if I died with them....but no one passed on here...and when you all die NEITHER will you!
Pooef: Take Elasive action!
Carmella: I think you mean 'evasive'
??: I bane, will strip you all of that precious flesh...
TEM: ......
Bane: Okay, that WAS a little uncalled for...Sorry robot
TEM: No problem.
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Pooef Panic
/ Re: Dialouge scenes |
on: Apr 26th, 2009, 3:37pm |
| Started by Grey Fox | Post by Grey Fox |
(cutscene)
Pooef: Who was that who attacked me?
TEM: I failed to aprehend the target, but stopped him from...what ever he was going to do to you...
Pooef: For that, I'm thankfull
Dante: Hey guys, What's---
Pooef: MY INNOCENCE WAS ALMOST TAKEN. TAKEN.
Carmella: Mine was too!
Pooef: yeah sure whatever.
Carmella: ...
Dante: What's that big building in the forest?
TEM: According to my map download, it's a very old insane asylum, named, the Bahamitus Asylum. 160 years ago, all the patients, and workers died of a unknown disease....which, was incurable, and fatally contaegous. It it said the vacinity is haunted by the souls of the plauged.
Carmella: Ew?
Pooef: Let's go there!!
Carmella: Lets' NOT.
Dante: It's up to Pooef
(Dialouge box:
Yes - Go to the obviously cursed building
No - Live to tell you're children you saw it)
(Dialouge scene if "Yes" is selected)
Carmella: It smells like Pooef's Dead mice play in here.....
Carmella: I'm going to vomit.
Dante: suck it up, you smell worse then this place
Carmella: Go fuck you'reself jackoff.
Dante: No thanks
Pooef: GUYZ. Settle down, let's asplore this wonderfull place!
Carmella: What the hell is wrong with you Pooef?
Pooef: Alot of things my dear, alot of things.
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